Come Together
Even when you have a healthy sex life there are sometimes outside circumstances that can prevent you from coming together with your spouse. El Fury and I recently went through one of these periods. We...
View ArticleCleaning the Ceiling Fan
When your spouse’s love language is Acts of Service, it is fun to find new ways to spice up boring chores. You can accomplish a task as well as make your spouse feel loved AND have fun in the process....
View ArticleDon’t Veer Off the Path to Sex
The internet has completely let me down: I can’t find a video of the scene from Malcolm in the Middle that made me and Sexy Corte crack up last night. We’ve really been enjoying this show recently...
View ArticleHow to Stop Hiccups
I got a terrible case of the hiccups when I was paying for dinner — I could barely talk to the server! I did everything I could think of to make them go away: drinking water, holding my breath, and so...
View ArticleMidnight Texting
A great text to receive when your plane lands in the middle of the night: Drive safe coming home. Don’t fall asleep! Love you. I’m sleeping naked just in case…. Sleeping naked (or nearly naked) is so...
View ArticleMagic Shell
El Fury: Where’s your ice cream? Aren’t you having dessert? Sexy Corte: I put magic shell on it. I want it to get hard before I eat it. EF: Yeah, I know you do. … EF: I said — SC: I heard you. I smiled!
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Pirates and Poetry Night
We’ve been drawing an activity from our adult advent calendar every morning this month, and yesterday we drew one of Sexy Corte’s ideas: “pirates and poetry”. It’s exactly what it sounds like: we...
View ArticleWould You Have Sex With Your Time-Traveling Spouse?
You’re on your honeymoon having a great time, and your spouse decides to go for a run on the beach for an hour or so. You hear a knock at the door. When you crack it open, you see your spouse standing...
View ArticleWhat Every Husband Wants to Hear
Yesterday afternoon Sexy Corte said the words that every husband wants to hear: “After we put the kids to bed, let’s make love and play video games.” Yes please! We’ve just started playing Civilization...
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“Is it okay if I imagine you naked?”
From “Kafka on the Shore” by Haruki Murakami: “Is it okay if I imagine you naked?”Her hand stops and she looks me in the eyes. “You want to imagine me naked while we’re doing this?”“Yeah. I’ve been...
View ArticleIn A Friendly Way
El Fury: Do you want to go to bed? Secy Corte: What ever gave you that idea? EF: In the shower you were sucking my dick in a kinda sexual way. SC: No, that was just a friendly suck. Sorry to give you...
View ArticleThe Serrano Pepper Incident
We love guacamole, and love to make guacamole. It used to be an elaborate process, involving a multitude of fresh ingredients, such as salsa, cilantro, parmesan, and for a little extra kick, serrano...
View ArticleI Can’t Have An Orgasm!
That is what I used to think. Fortunately for me, I have a husband who is diligent and cares about my orgasm as well as his own. It didn’t take long for him to figure out how to bring me to climax...
View ArticleShower Sex
In general, we aren’t big fans of sex in the shower. It is often a cramped space, so finding the right position is difficult. I am not a flexible person, so we are pretty limited. Also, even though...
View ArticleSexy-Time List
El Fury and I started a list of sexy-time activities. It’s an active list that we add to when we think of something sexual we want to try. The idea is that whenever we are in the mood for something...
View ArticleNaked Marco Polo
Since Sexy Corte just brought up our Sexy-Time check list I may well elaborate on our game of Naked Marco Polo. In case you aren’t familiar with the family-safe version of the game, the basics are...
View ArticleSteak and Sex
El Fury: Steak is such an easy dinner. I mean, there’s no sauce, no ingredients, nothing. Sexy Corte: Sure. EF: You just stick it in for eight minutes, flip, five more minutes, and you’re done. SC:...
View ArticleThe Trifecta: Food, Television and Sex
This post is also available as a podcast: Podcast #012: The Bifecta – Combining Sex With Another Activity In Seinfeld George Costanza decides to improve his sex life by adding food and television,...
View ArticleThe Beehive Hut
If you say “Beehive Hut” around me or El Fury, you are bound to get a mysterious reaction. A knowing smile from him, maybe a blush from me. I couldn’t tell you exactly where the particular Beehive Hut...
View ArticleCar Date
El Fury and I found ourselves on an unexpected date recently. We were in the middle of a 3 1/2 hour car ride. The kids were all asleep in the back. We were listening to old music, talking, laughing....
View ArticleSurprise Your Husband
One of my most memorable dates with El Fury involved our car, a napkin, and a skirt. We had had a crazy day with the kids and both of us needed a little break. Last minute we asked a friend to watch...
View ArticleSexy Adult Jenga Review
Yesterday El Fury posted about our game, Sexy Jenga. Last night we tested it out. We had a blast! I decided to play to win, so I wore an extra distracting outfit. We put on some sexy music and set up...
View ArticleTea Time
The kids have an annoying electronic toy tea pot that sings a really catchy song that frequently gets stuck in our heads. Sexy Corte and I like to change the words around, and we think it’s pretty...
View ArticleQuiche
I had a grandfather that used to order quiche every time we went to a restaurant. He would always proudly say to the waitress, “I’ll have the quickie“. I never knew if he mis-pronounced it on purpose...
View Article“Spicy” Sex
El Fury and I have had our share of sex that I would consider outside of the box. We try a lot of different positions, we have done it outside, inside, in public, all over our house, in our car, at...
View ArticleBusiness Time
This music always gets me and Sexy Corte in the mood. Watch and laugh with your spouse. Then take care of business.
View ArticleExtra Credit
A note left on the kitchen counter right before the kids’ bath-time. April 8, 2015 To: Miss Corte Please come to my office during office hours this evening around 7:30pm. We need to discuss your...
View ArticleToo Far
I was recently in a conversation with other women and we were talking about dating before marriage. One remembered seeking advice from a counselor about how far was “too far” to go before being...
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Roll-All-The-Dice Naughty Story Table
This is a sequel to the Random Sex Adventure Table and also requires some polyhedral dice. If you don’t have the dice, let our website generate a random naughty story for you! (Printable Random Naughty...
View ArticleNaughty Story Generator
Reload this page to generate random naughty stories based on the roll-all-the-dice naughty story table. Your naughty story prompts: Man:Pirate, Motive: ConquestWoman:Mechanic, Motive:...
View ArticleBifecta: Television and Casual Oral Sex
This post is also available as a podcast: Podcast #012: The Bifecta – Combining Sex With Another Activity We’ve written about the trifecta previously — as inspired by Seinfeld: sex + food + television....
View ArticleSexy Story Distraction Game
Here’s a fun game for you and your spouse : one spouse (the Storyteller) tells a naughty story while the other spouse (the Distractor) attempts to distract the Storyteller sexually. Step 1: Decide who...
View ArticleJumping to Conclusions
Boy, I feel dumb! Sexy Corte and I had some sexy plans lined up and I jokingly canceled them because I thought she wouldn’t want to do anything too noisy while we had family staying at our house. Based...
View Article“Would You Like to Touch My Boobs?”
Sexy Corte could tell I was getting a little stressed out over Thanksgiving weekend, but she had the perfect antidote. “Would you like to touch my boobs?” she asked, lifting her clothes. Yes, yes I...
View ArticleWhile Discussing a Reader’s Question About Hand Jobs
El Fury: “Of course I like your hand!” Sexy Corte: “The only time you wanted me to use my hand was when I was on my period and had pneumonia.” El Fury: “Ok, well I guess it isn’t my first choice.”
View ArticleHappy New Year, 2016!
They say that whatever you do on New Year’s Eve you’ll repeat every day for the next year. So what are you plans for today? Sure, there’s all sorts of busyness and partying to do, but how about with...
View ArticleWhen My Wife Puts Her Hair Up
Sexy Corte has Pavlov’ed me to get turned on whenever I see her put her hair up. When we’re getting into sexy time, especially Old Faithful, pulling her hair up is usually the final bit of preparation....
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Wearing and Using a Vibrator in Public, Part 3
This post is also available as a podcast: Podcast #010: How to Use a Wireless Vibrator in Public (Part 1, Part 2, and Sexy Corte’s account of being on the receiving end.) Wow, part 1 was written in...
View ArticleWearing and Using a Vibrator in Public, Part 4
This post is also available as a podcast: Podcast #010: How to Use a Wireless Vibrator in Public We finally had our date night and tried the remote controlled vibrator! It was a naughty adventure....
View ArticleSex Under the Stars
Sexy Corte and I just had an awesome experience: sex outside at night under the Perseid Meteor Shower. We were watching the meteors with the kids for a while, but eventually they went inside for bed...
View Article“I Can’t Pay You, But Maybe We Can Work Something Out”
Reader “RN” sends in this story: We had a very bad ice storm hit Oklahoma earlier this week if you haven’t heard. Sadly, we lost our massive and beautiful oak tree out front. I spent most of yesterday...
View Article“Do You Want to Watch Me Shower?”
Sexy Corte: “I’m going upstairs to take a shower.” Me: “Ok.” SC: “Are you going to come?” Me: “I already showered.” SC: “Maybe you could just watch me shower.” So I quickly carried the chair from our...
View ArticleChristmas Eve Sex
Christmas Eve is always a whirlwind for parents: Christmas Eve dinner, visiting with family, Christmas Eve service, putting excited children to bed, setting up presents, and finally falling into bed...
View ArticleIntimacy While Sick, Part 2
Not that everyone cares about our sex life, but now that Sexy Corte is (gradually) recovering I’m sick. I tested positive for COVID on Monday morning, and now I’m feeling moderately sick. Fortunately...
View ArticleIntimacy While Sick, Part 3
(Part 1, Part 2) After getting a fever four days ago and testing positive for COVID three days ago, I think my condition is finally starting to improve. My terrible sore throat is waning and my nasal...
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